Saturday, January 12, 2013

Jet-Setting, the Golden Age, and Alopecia

We took Andrew to the airport again yesterday. Another conference, in St. Louis this time. After this school year, he will have traveled to D.C., Chicago, Bentonville, St. Louis, New York, San Diego, Phoenix and Philadelphia.We really miss him while he's gone, but the boys and I are getting used to managing on our own. I will admit to having a little travel envy...especially because these conferences and conventions are mostly paid-for schmoozefests, with amazing food and accommodations. I am genuinely happy for Andrew's opportunity to go, but somehow him calling me from a black tie gala while I'm sporting a greasy ponytail, bouncing a baby and wiping a bottom is too stark a juxtaposition.

But I don't mean to make our plight here at home sound too bad...in fact, we are presently experiencing a bit
of a golden age. No one is teething or potty training; no colicky newborns or unruly toddlers (most of the time)...we can go out to eat with Asher happy coloring, while Preston looks on contentedly from his carrier. I can light a candle, and our eldest knows not to touch it, and our youngest is physically incapable. What a beautiful stage. I know it won't last, but while it's here, I'm gonna relish every minute.

 The most recent photo of our golden soon to be 3-year-old.
 (I know him wearing pj's in our van raises questions, but it's a long story.)

Life at present is so good, in fact, I'm afforded the luxury of worrying about the vain and trivial. Because, you see - I am going bald. Yes. Slick bald.

The months of effortlessly gorgeous pregnancy hair have vanished, and I am left brushing out my former glory in silky clumps. Welcome, scalp patches! And those steadfast few strands surviving the hormone change fall prey to young Preston, whose chubby fists claim more and more each day.

Here's a recent pic:




Okay, so I only dream of achieving that kind of volume...but you get the idea.

Luckily, I have a sweet, sympathetic husband, who frequently encounters my fallen friends, and comforts me by saying things like, "Eee! Are you kidding me?! Gross!" 

I just hang my head and hope the action doesn't cause more hair to give way.

Oh well. Things will improve in a few months. Maybe a head full of flyways will be a hot spring look.
 Or better yet, hats.

3 comments:

  1. I'm totally with you on the fly-away look. I had a moment of silence for the small animal that had been born and raised on our bathroom floor. It's hair started looking better then mine so it had to go.

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  2. You're hilarious, plus totally gorgeous. Your teeth are so awesome in your picture!! I think that's the perfect headshot to submit for modeling, and then you too can enjoy galas with dozens of admiring onlookers.

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  3. Gah! We miss you! Let's hang out soon. Hat party?

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